suicide orchid

the slightest thing is stressing me out at the moment...
one of my lovely suicidegirl friends just stopped by on her way home from work and brought me the most beautiful orchid plant. problemo is that i don't know how to take care of it! and she is coming back in a fortnight to bring me a monday night dinner (monday is one of my down days, kinda working from home) and i'm going to feel really really really bad if it's dead when she comes back!

yikes.